Death Wish Coffee Review: I Put it to the Test

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Have you checked out this cup a joe?

DEATH WISH COFFEE REVIEW

You’ve seen the black boxes and bags in the Grocery store. You’ve seen the advertisements online and off, you’ve seen the skull and bones…yeah… have you tried Death Wish Coffee?

I know you’ve been interested in trying it

 You’ve said to yourself “Hmmm…” when you’ve seen it on the shelves in the stores, but for some reason you’ve shied away from it and stuck with your tried and true blend and brand.

Well, I’m going to break the mold and tell you about Death Wish Coffee.

You can see me try the drink over on The Gosh Darn Podcast where I’ve given you my opinion. 

You see, I am a coffee expert 

I was drinking cappuccinos in cafes since I was 16, while I got up on the open mike at poetry readings. 

Buy “Coffee” by “The Slums of Mediocrity” off his album Play the Swivel.

I’d drink coffee in high school if I pulled an all-nighter to finish my homework, which was like every night… I still have nightmares. 

But yes the black stuff has been a thorn in my side for years and whether I like or not I’m addicted. At least it’s not heroin.

So without further adieu I will try Death Wish… instant coffee…hot not iced!

What I realized about Death Wish Coffee is that it is bitter just like espresso. 

I can see myself making a mocha with this or if I had a coffee machine or milk steamer… cappuccino, latte or I could see myself pouring sweetened condensed milk in there.

Death Wish is both green and black coffee beans

I enjoyed it a lot, but I don’t think I would drink more than one at a time. I can’t imagine overdosing on this all morning long! I don’t desire to that! 

Be wise with your health when drinking the strongest cup of coffee on earth.

Listen to “Coffee” by “The Slums of Mediocrity” off his album Play the Swivel.