Crying is a Trend on the Net

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I guess all the bloggers got tired of talking about positivity, but crying is good for you, too.

But I still don’t know why crying needs to be advertised.

If this “hot,” “new” subject interests you I can tell you a lot about crying .

I did a lot of it through the years until I decided to stop and try other things.

It might’ve just been “growing pains,” but mostly it was over girls.

A long time ago I read a statistic that the #1 profession for depression was being a poet.

I won first place in a poetry contest when I graduated from college.

One time I told a therapist I cried alone by myself, when I woke up in the morning, in the shower… She told me I shouldn’t be crying like that because it meant I was unhappy.

I don’t do that anymore, but I still don’t feel “happy.”

A week or two ago I read one of the richest men in the world said money doesn’t make you happy in a headline.

He would know since he’s rich!

I don’t know if he should be talking out loud in public, honestly, since he’s going to make everyone who’s not rich hate him!

Apparently you have to “do” or “experience” something to feel happy.

Fruits and vegetables mixed up in a blender or juicer can help you feel happier.

Exercise will help you feel happier if you can make yourself go to the gym.

Or go for a walk.

Talk to someone who cares about you and go on a walk together.

I remember times when friends told me to cry and sometimes I did and sometimes I didn’t because I thought it was funny they were being so serious for some reason.

I’m a man.

I cry at movies.

I remember once my dad found me crying in my bedroom.

I was trying to write a screenplay about a girl who broke my heart and I started crying.

My dad arrived home, ran up the stairs, and held me. He told me that the girl was just a “doll.”

I still don’t know what he meant by that, but we all got slang we like to use.

Maybe he meant she wasn’t real, so there was nothing to cry about.

“If this is a mental health emergency call 911.”

This is what every psychiatrist’s machine says when you leave a message.

Most of the time when I’ve made an effort to see a shrink it was over a girl.

Instead of exercising, juicing and talking to friends I laid around in my bed in the fetal position.

If you can help it… don’t do that.

It’s a waste of time. Really.

There are people out there who will be nice to you if you look for them.

Ultimately, we are human and crying will always be a trend.

It won’t go away.

Those blog posts shoved into our faces on our web browsers.

Stupid.

But don’t worry.

Those bloggers will start blogging about a new subject soon.

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