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In the days of the Maya and Aztecs they had reflecting ponds to look down into to study the reflection of the stars above in the night sky.

The Washington Monument even has a reflection pond in front of it. Conspiracy theory, anyone?

We don’t do the reflection pond technique anymore, though. Now we crane our necks like morons and look up into a polluted sky and mistake satellites and planets for UFOs because we are near sighted.

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Mostly we take random photos with our iPhones of pretty sunsets or clouds and then realize an hour later that we’ve caught a UFO up in the sky or at least that’s what happened to one GoshDarnBlog.com reader who wished to remain anonymous.

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What’s going on here? Sure looks like a spaceship with some kind of light shining out of it when we take a closer look.

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This other pic from one of our readers isn’t bad either. The photographer saw the UFO in the sky while with their friends and they snapped this shot on their phone before it flew away.

The color this UFO gives off is eerie, but colorful AF.

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Joshua Stevens: A Musical Saw Player and Fine Artist from Boulder, Colorado

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When Joshua Stevens was eleven years old he walked up to musical saw player named Jim Turner, who was playing for tips on “The Hill”, the nickname for Colorado University’s college neighborhood, in Boulder.  Joshua asked Jim if he would teach him how to play.  He said he would for three or four dollars an hour.  Joshua then went out and got babysitting jobs and mowed lawns to pay for his lessons.

Lucky for Joshua, he learned from the best.  Jim Turner was a renowned saw player and known for the album “The Well-Tempered Saw” in 1971.

Nicknames like the “psawchologist”, “musical sawyer”,  the “saw-ist” were given to Jim Turner during his heyday.  He played with the Boulder Colorado Philharmonic Orchestra on his album playing masterpieces like J.S. Bach’s “Bourree”.

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Jim Turner was able to draw a plethora of musical sounds from the saw’s two-octave range.  He fashioned his own techniques, which people still learn from today. 

In 1969 he was a musical guest on both The Steve Allen and The Tonight Show.  Joshua believes his name was mentioned when Johnny Carson asked Jim if had any students.  He replied Joshua Stevens was his only one.

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Joshua may have never have been on The Tonight Show, but he has been on “The Gong Show”.

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Joshua lived in Hollywood from 1977 to 1980 taking classes at the Beverly Hills Actor’s Workshop.  He wanted to be on the show so he called them up and got on to play his musical saw.

He played “Miss You” on The Gong Show in 1978.

“I did it with a live orchestra behind me,” he said. 

Joshua even has a copy of the Gong Show contract from 1978 to prove he was there.

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In 1979 he had an acrylic of the state bird, the lark bunting, hung in the Denver Capitol building.  Then, the same year, an aide to Jimmy Carter saw the painting and requested one of the purple martin bird.  The painting hung in the oval office.

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Some Saw History

The musical saw or “singing saw” may have originated 300 years ago due to it becoming widely available through the manufacturing of commercial steel saws.  Early priests and monks used musical saws for their churches because they didn’t have access to musical instruments.

In 1928 a German musician named Kleiber played a saw solo in the Berlin Star Opera.  In 1938 Louis Gruenberg played a melody on a song called “Rima the Bird Girl”, the radio version of “Green Mountains.”

In America it originated in the Appalachian Mountains in the 19th century and became popular in Vaudeville. 

Clarence Mussehl perfected the manufacture of the instrument in 1919.  He developed a special steel which gave more sustain and vibrato and it could produce sixteen to twenty notes.  He started selling them commercially in 1921.  During the instruments peak in popularity it averaged 25,000 sold a year.

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Joshua owns two musical saws, a Mussehl and a Stratavarious, which plays lower notes.

Joshua Stevens learned to play the saw in his lap between his knees and often he endured ripped pants and scratches on his nose from the teeth of his saw.  His brother in-law worked at a cutlery and shaved all the blades off the saw for him for a birthday present one year.  

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He played both of them at the same time in 1988 on “Won’t Somebody Fill the Void”, a song from the album “Beneath the Uber-Putz”, by Little Fyodor (http://www.littlefyodor.com) from Denver.  Little Fyodor does spoken word in the song, his voice resembling Primus or even The Dead Milkmen, while the musical saws make sci-fi, spacey sounds. 

The best way to describe the sound is like that of a Theremin.  Punk musician Little Fyodor (http://www.littlefyodor.com) from Denver recounts his first encounter with Joshua Stevens.

“I first met Joshua when he was improvising on the saw in an avant-garde duo that I featured on my experimental radio show, Under The Floorboards, which airs on KGNU.  I thought, wow, he gets some crazy sounds on that thing!  Only later did I realize that he was also completely adept at playing melodies on it.  As with a Theremin, a good player can hit all the notes he or she intends to, and that only helps you get wild and wacky when you choose to, too.  And Joshua’s sure has command of his saw.  Since my own music often straddles those two sides of music, I asked him to overdub on a piece of mine called “I Can’t Relax” on my album “Beneath the Uber-Putz”, and he did a fabulous job alternating between doubling the underlying guitar riff and then getting way out there to express the out of control angst of the piece.  Last time I saw him play his saw, he was playing in a Gypsy jazz combo in a north Boulder eatery….”

Bob Story (http://www.martianacres.com), a guitar singer, songwriter, and teacher of songwriting remembers when he first met Joshua in 2013.  “Everyone was singing along to a Beatles song and Joshua pulled his saw out of his back pocket and just joined in.  Everybody loved it.  Anytime he plays he turns it into something cool….  It’s an unusual instrument to hear.”

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Joshua has played alongside lots of musicians.  Bands like Elephant Revival, the Samples, Left over Salmon, Big Mann, and Architects Office.  He’s also played with Jean-Marie and Mark Klagstad, Holly and the Husbands, Lela Roy, Freebo, Martin Acres, Christina Ingham, Chuck Pyle, Bob O’Conner, Michael John, and saxophone player Fred Hess.

In the past he played with Nicky Hopkins, a famous pianist and organist who is most known for the album “Let it Bleed” by the Rolling Stones.

Another notable name he has played with is Beth Quist, who is known for working with Bobby McFerrin, singing on his album “Circlesongs” and touring with McFerrin as part of his “Voicestra”.

Joshua has also played his saw at a slew of recognizable venues over the years.  He’s been no stranger to Red Rocks, the Boulder Theater, the Fox Theater, and he’s played live on KGNU, Boulder’s community radio station.

Joshua also graced the stage at the Chataqua Theater and main house, the NCAR at NOAA Flagstaff  Amphi Theater Concert Series, Colorado University’s Mary Rippon Amphi Theater, Macky Auditorium and Old Main. 

Other venues include places like the Front Range brewery in Lafayette, the Louisville Downtown Street Fair, the Pioneer Inn in Nederland, the Lyons Blues festival, the Gold Hill Inn, and the Colorado Festival of Taste in Denver.

One of Joshua’s most interesting musical saw stories goes like this  

This one took place in Philadelphia during the bicentennial in 1976.  He was going to see his brother get married and family and friends told him he should meet a street musician in Philadelphia and maybe make some cash for his trip while he was there. 

He walked downtown and met the musician, who played his piano on a truck bed, at Written House Square in Philadelphia.  As Joshua was auditioning for him a news team recorded his performance and it ended up being on the five and ten o’clock news.  Joshua became a local celebrity overnight and was recognized all during the week of the festivities. 

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“I would be walking down the street with my saw in my bag and people would walk out of bars and invite me to come inside and have a drink with them… women were giving me their phone numbers… everywhere I went people recognized me and the funny thing was I had no idea I had been on the five and ten o’clock news and didn’t know what was going on. “

He was invited to a big party on July 4th and only then, while the fireworks were exploding , was he told about the news airing.

“We were making like forty to fifty dollars a day in tips and people would walk by as we played together saying I saw you on the news  I thought they were talking about the pianist on the truck, but they were talking about me!”

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To learn more about Joshua Stevens visit his website http://www.fineartcreations.com or https://www.facebook.com/joshua.stevens.5283.

References:

Jim Turner & His Musical Saw “Careless Love” :   http://youtu.be/l_lOCa-Evkg

http://www.SawLady.com – Natalia ‘Saw Lady’ Paruz lectures about the history of the musical saw (starts at 2:32) after she plays J.S.Bach on a musical saw :

http://youtu.be/PW_aZCOJE_8

http://www.sawlady.com/DifferentSaws.htm

https://www.musicalsaws.com/html/mwhistry.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musical_saw

http://grapewrath.wordpress.com/2009/09/12/jim-turner-the-well-tempered-saw/

http://www.musicalsaws.com/html/mwhistry.html

http://www.factualworld.com/article/Musical_saw

http://www.littlefyodor.com

http://www.martianacres.com

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12/30/2021 – The videographer at Avista Hospital discovered black ash when they got in their car and rubbed the side of their face. 12/30/2021 During the fire there were reports of blackouts throughout the high county all the way down to San Luis Valley in Southern Colorado.

10 am 1/1/2022 – An anonymous source who was evacuated told #goshdarnblog their house in rock creek was not burned down but they are not allowed to go in. From Avista Hospital to Safeway parking lot area, Water, Natural Gas, Electricity shut off in case water pipes freeze from cold temperature and snowfall all day into night on New Years Eve in Boulder.

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Yes, I Wear a Man Purse

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I’ve tried to ignore it, but I can’t anymore . . . I’ve been wearing a man purse!

I own a bag with a bunch of smiley faces on it and on the front of the bag it says SmileTrainInside the SmileTrain bag is my tablet, a pair of headphones, and maybe some DVDs from the library I checked out, but not much else, really.

Then I started using the bag as a purse.

Everybody knows the joke from the movie The Hangover with Zach Galifianakis.

Oh, I’d say to myself. Did I just buy a chocolate bar I need to save for later?

And I would think how convenient it was to have my SmileTrainbag in that moment.

Then there was the time I spilled coffee on my T-shirt in public and went to the bathroom to take that shirt off and button up my button up . . . that was convenient too.

Tonight there’s snow outside and I sit in this coffeehouse listening to renditions of the most popular Lorde song sung by two young bearded guys with glasses and winter caps, a duo called Stone Heart, with a thumpy drum, an electric guitar, and a microphone and of course my feet are wet because I didn’t wear my galoshes and instead I’m in my Walmart brand sneakers so I take my socks off and it’s in this moment I realize when I place my folded up elastic socks inside my SmileTrain bag . . . I wear a man purse!

Should I get rid of it?

Why on earth would I do that? My positivity coach gave it to me! Do you understand? My positivity coach gave me a bag which says SmileTrain on it!

But what I really want to know is are teenagers going to make fun of me when they see me walking down the street?

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These are the consequences I must face.

Have you ever asked a girl if she would carry something for you? Every male has done this to a woman because if it wasn’t your girlfriend it was with your mother, grandmother, sister or aunt.

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By the way, in any zombie apocalypse the person who owns a purse carries the ammo and that’s a very important position.

A bag is very useful, you see.

But If anyone ever asks I’ll just say, It’s for my Tablet.

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How will the world change in the next 5 years?

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By no means is this blog post a guarantee of anything, but on a personal note I remember how there was a time back in 2001 or so when I walked into a stereo and electronics store and I saw Apple iPods being advertised. 

I didn’t think much of it, but I should’ve, because now the spot where that music and stereo store was… there is now a beer and alcohol store because they are out of business.

Things change and when they do they change fast!

Here are some thoughts about what might happen five years from now and the companies that might make those changes happen even quicker than you can say “disruptive technology.”

Concerts in Video Games

Let’s say you’re playing Fortnite, by Epic Games, and you get a message from your gamer friend saying you need to head over to a secret location where your favorite DJ in the world is having a rave party! It could happen… wait a minute–it did happen!

Marshamello, a famous DJ/Producer, played to a crowd of avatars on Fortnite and blew them all away, literally, when his song about “flying” sent all the video game virtual people into the air to fly!

Just think about what would you do with your joystick if this happened to your online character? There were many great fx at his show so if you want to see what it would be like to be in a virtual video game concert click the video above.

In the future will you be able to build your own virtual tropical island and invite people on your favorite video game platform to see you DJ virtually and live in colorful pixels? Sounds doable.

The changing paths of money

People will use crypto instead of Western Union type companies or banks because the fees will be less or non-existent in their cryptocurrency accounts.  They will be able to send money across the world without penalty.  It could happen that banks adopt the use of crypto currency as well to compete.

How we watch TV and movies

Companies like Netflix and Disney will rule the boob-toob and online streaming (Maybe they already do?).   All the famous actors will be on these streaming channels and the movie going public experience will drastically change.  Maybe even adopting virtual reality glasses will be a thing when you go to the movies, but people can already do this at home thanks to Facebook bringing Occulus to market, so maybe holograms and “immersive” experiences could be the norm in no time when it comes to this new movie experience.

Autonomous EVs driving the way forward

EVs, electronic vehicles, will be referred to as “technology” and not as a vehicle.

Amazon will get rid of cashiers by 2021 or at least I read a headline like that not too long ago at (see theverge.com article here). 

It will mean getting rid of lots of jobs, but maybe this will get people used to the idea that autonomous cars will be a thing and you will charge your car instead of “fill ‘er up” thanks to companies like Uber and Tesla. 

Delivery is the new normal

Did you see the headline on YouTube talking about 400 restaurants closing in San Fran? Not to mention the result of covid-19 where it’s been said 20% of the economy is bars and restaurants, which are closed or only have delivery available at the time of this writing, but ordering Mickey D’s at home while playing video games on Twitch, owned by Amazon, and binge-ing TV shows while we “Netflix and chill” sounds okay to most people.

All and every food stuff and consumable will likely have delivery options from the likes of GrubHub, DoorDash and Uber Eats, but don’t rule out those robots Domino’s pizza has running around. Friendly machines wheeling by in crosswalks could be a thing.

Sports betting and marijuana will be legal 

Will prostitution be next?  Enough said on this.

007 like Security

Better look into securing your online accounts like you’re James Bond or somebody.  If you live in New York, you may have heard “see something, say something” coming over the loud speaker in the subways.  But hey, crime is down nowadays thanks to the video recorders on our iPhones and CCTV cameras, which will catch ‘em in the act, but that doesn’t mean crime has ended for good.  Internet crime has risen and might just rise more in the coming years.  Instead of using just a password to log-in, 2-key, SMS and Google Authenticator for our smart phones could be the norm, but maybe it will just be a personal USB lock for your laptop, a mental wallet, face recognition and fingerprint USB password scanners for everything.

Finally, no more doorknobs. 

Now, you can get everything you need in a short code to punch into your door.  Maybe your doors will open the same way they do in Star Trek, but the day they made doorknobs make beeping noises is the day–Arrgh! Ever wonder how much it might cost if you get locked out of your code door versus calling a locksmith for an old fashioned key?  No keys in cars either just punch those buttons or use that app on your phone to rev it up and start your engine! 

What else?

Don’t know. I’m sure I left a lot of things out and it could be because those things have not been imagined… yet!

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The Crypto-currency called BAT, Basic Attention Coin and the Brave Browser

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Recently, I got introduced to BAT and Brave through Coinbase.

I watched a video and I earned a little bit of Basic Attention Coin for my account. The videos told me about Brave, a web browser that makes it so there are no ads and it’s also private so no one like a big corporation (like Google) or a government (like America, at least according to Edward Snowden) can spy on what you are consuming, buying or doing.

I thought this was “neat” to say the least so I downloaded it and started using it. It is said Brave adopts lots of things that the Chrome browser has and I was already using Chrome.

For performance I have only had one lag so far, which doesn’t bother me much because I can go back and forth between Chrome and Brave (not like I would know how to fix a lag anyway!).

Brave is pretty cool. It reminds me of medieval times and shields and knights! It is a lion’s head that also looks like the outline of a shield but probably it is just its red mane!

The best part of course is that you can earn BAT coin every time you click an ad Brave wants you to see. A lot of the ads are crypto related. Like did you know you can get a blockchain degree in Portland? WTF?

These BAT coins you earn can then be “tipped out” to creators like me who attach their websites to the network so if you want to tip goshdarnblog.com with BAT, go ahead!

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5 Best Free Money Apps: Robinhood, SOFI & More (2023)

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Lately I’ve learned about apps and websites that will give you free stock and crypto. 

I’ve never heard of giveaways when it comes to Bitcoin or shares of stock before, but you should go get some of these assets yourself by signing up to the apps I’ve listed below.

In this blog post I ranked and reviewed the 6 best.

1. Robinhood

This one is the easiest and one of the best because you don’t have to fund your account with any money! 

You will get one free share of a popular stock when you sign up. 

Then you will connect a bank account, but you will not have to put any of your money in there.

Refer your friends and you’ll both get a free share of stock (up to $500 in value)!  You can also buy “fractional” bitcoin there if you want to!

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2. SOFI

Currently you get $25 of free stock. They also have a bitcoin.

It’s a great app where you can buy “fractional” shares of any stock you want so you don’t have to pay full price. 

You can also refer friends and earn!

It’s my favorite stock app I use currently.  They even have ETF’s they’ve created if you like to invest in those.

Also try their personal loans, student loans, student loan refinancing, and credit cards if you need that.

3. Coinbase

This place just gave me a bunch of coins for free that I’ve never heard of! 

All I had to do was watch some videos and learn about BAT, Orchid, XRP, Stellar Lumens, Dai, Chainlink, Ox, EOS, and Tezos and got some crypto in exchange for my time!  

You can also stake and get a ROI on your investment in many different ALT coins. You can also refer friends and get more crypto for free.

4. Binance

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You will then be able to trade BTC for free and other coins at low, low, low low fees.

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Interview with a Screenwriter

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Trai Cartwright is a screenwriter with a 25-year entertainment industry track record.  She’s worn hats as a Hollywood screenwriting consultant, a story development specialist, and has taught screenwriting and film studies as a university professor.

While working in Hollywood, she worked for 20th Century Fox, HBO, Paramount Pictures, New Line Cinema, Universal Studios and Prelude Pictures.  

Currently she teaches at University of Denver’s Professional Creative Writing graduate program, Western State university’s MFA, and University of Colorado Denver’s Film department.

Also she’s currently President and Founding Board Member of Women in Film & Media Colorado and is Co-Producer of Hidden Tigers, a docu-series by Red Unicorn Films (http://www.wearehiddentigers.com)

I first met her at NCWC, Norther Colorado Writer Conference, in Fort Collins in 2015 when she did a class on how “it’s never been a better time” to write scripts for TV due to the explosion of Netflix and Amazon and other web channels  making their own TV programs.  

We talked about some of these things and more when I got the chance to interview her for GoshDarnBlog.com so read on and learn more about Trai.

Interview with a Screenwriter

What was the best advice you ever got from a screenwriter or Hollywood person?

One of my earliest mentors was Peter Saphire who pretty much ruined me for all bosses and mentors afterwards because he was so fantastic.  One of the  very first things he ever told me was this, “We’re not curing cancer.  Try to have some fun!” because everybody ends up taking all of this stuff so seriously, you know?  There’s millions upon millions of dollars that eventually come into play, but we’re still just making movies, so try not to take it so seriously.  Try not take yourself so seriously.  Just try to have some fun.

I decided to take to this utterly useless skillset of mine, this storytelling skillset, and become a teacher…

What is craftwrite.com is all about?

Craftwrite.com is my soul proprietorship.  It’s the company that I run that I started when I got here in Colorado– so I grew up in Colorado, ran away to New York, Chicago, LA.  When I returned there was no film industry, so I decided to take to this utterly useless skillset of mine, this storytelling skillset, and become a teacher and become an editor, so I now work with writers across every medium; screenwriting, TV, fiction, non-fiction, memoir, and sometimes it’s just working one on one on a manuscript, and sometimes it’s staging classes.  I teach all over Colorado and I’ve gotta tell ya, I’ve had a really, really, great time with it, but I call the business Craftwrite.

What class did you do today?

This was class #2 of a screenwriting class that I’m teaching in Fort Collins, so I’m based in Denver and I’ll teach in the community probably once a year.  Sometimes it’s TV.  Sometimes it’s web series.  Sometimes it’s advance screenwriting.  I don’t know, I’ve been missing my friends up in Fort Collins where I moved back to when I first got here from LA and I don’t know, a bunch of people were interested, so I said alright I’ll make the drive.  I’m happy to do it.  There’s nine of us and we talked screenplays.

Are you doing  a convention in August (2018)?

Yeah, a woman named Julie Cameron who is a big part of the Colorado romance writers and I believe she’s does some work for Rocky Mountain Fiction Writers as well, so we call it “the circuit,” the conference circuit, but you end up teaching on behalf of all of these different organizations and I met her years and years ago and she took some of my screenwriting classes and she said, “You know what Colorado really needs is a screenwriting conference,” so we have four different fiction and non-fiction writing conferences but nothing that attends to screenwriting and I’ve been here long enough to know that there’s enough demand to populate a conference at this point so I thought like the timing’s good. Let’s go ahead and give this a shot, so we’re going to do one day in August.  I believe its august 5th.  It’s a Sunday.  In fact we’re just about to sit down next week to figure out whether or not we want to put everybody on the same track or if we want to offer a bunch of different classes so you can kind of program your own thing.  We sent out a survey.  The response was tremendous, so we think this will be very nicely attended.  We’ll probably Skype in a couple of folks from LA to talk about the business out there because the truth of it is all the writing is coming, I should say all the writing that’s selling, is coming out of Los Angeles.  Doesn’t mean that you can’t get your start somewhere else.  Doesn’t mean you can’t perfect your skill somewhere else, but to pretend like the industry is not based in Colorado would be silly, so we want to get their perspective and hear about the kinds of things we can be doing here to make us more competitive in the overall picture.

…so the hope is that one of the scripts that you wrote, that is marketplace viable, will sell and then they’ll say, “What else do you have?” and then you can trot out another five.

How many screenplays have you written in your life?

Completed screenplays probably about 25, drafts within that.  Hundreds, hundreds upon hundreds, if not thousands.  The general thinking is somewhere around your fifth to seventh screenplay is when you’re good enough to have conversations.  You’re not necessarily good enough to sell, but you are at least earning your space at the table and then after that it’s usually another, oh jeez, another five to seven before you’re actually marketplace competitive.  Where your skills are good enough that you deserve to sell and then after that you are building out your portfolio, so the hope is that one of the scripts that you wrote, that is marketplace viable, will sell and then they’ll say, “What else do you have?” and then you can trot out another five.

When you option a screenplay what’s the average amount of money you’ll make?

Zero.  People don’t make money off of options.  What they get is opportunity, so in Los Angeles if you are working with real deal production companies there is the possibility that you will earn between five and ten thousand off of an option.  A very, very few people actually make that price point
 There’s a whole sort of pyramid that happens as you are making your way into the film industry and into a career. Obviously the very first step is optioning something, but the chances are because you’re a newbie, you have no track record, you are not even remotely appealing to the big dogs, so you’re working with other folks who are like you, they’re looking for a great story to tell for very little money, so they come to you and they express their passion, express their enthusiasm.  You love their plan for how they’re going to take your script out and go to get it sold and if you have faith in them and you like ‘em well enough then you go ahead and option it.  Now the WGA and all legal contracts require you to make at least a buck off of it, but for the most part and especially in Colorado, nobody makes money off of options.  You’re lucky if you get a couple of hundred bucks, but again the point is is now you have other people who are excited about your work and they’re going to work on your behalf to try to get it sold.  That’s what’s happening with an option.

What software do you use to write a screenplay?

Oh Final Draft, industry standard.  Spend the money.  It’s worth it
 If you’re going to work in this industry you need to pass, which means you need to use the tools, you need to use the terminology, you need to have the craft skillset that everybody else has, so that they’re not feeling like they’re having to educate you in knowing how the business works.

What’s your favorite movies?

The one that always comes to mind I love Aliens.  I love Aliens unreasonably.  It’s half because it’s an impeccably structured movie.  When I was coming up there weren’t a lot of classes.  There were no books.  Alright maybe there was Story, but it was incomprehensible.  We learned structure the old fashioned way.  We watched movies and we broke them down.  Eventually, if you were in the business, if you worked in Los Angeles, you would make the kind of contacts where they would start floating you screenplays, those produced and unproduced, so you can start reading what was industry standard at that time and then you would break them down, so Aliens, honestly, it was my training wheels movie.  It taught me how to structure a movie.  I’d go back and watch it at least a couple of times a year.  Also Michael Biehn is super pretty, so that doesn’t hurt anything.  There and aliens and yeah, it’s a good fun movie and Jim Cameron structures about as well as anybody in the business.

What’s a good book to read on screenwriting?

You know I recently picked up John Truby? The anatomy of Storytelling (The Anatomy of Story: 22 Steps to Becoming a Master Storyteller).  I think it what it’s called.  I had done my “save the cats” education and, um, I feel like they’re all having exactly the same conversation.  They’re all talking about exactly the same things, which is why you kind of read all of them because they all present it in slightly different ways, so if one book is not making a lot of sense to you go and listen to someone else because maybe their voice makes sense to you, but ultimately it’s exactly the same conversation, but John was doing something different in his book and I really appreciated that.  He was talking about structure from a perspective of activating the secondary characters, so creating plot, based almost solely on this idea that the other character in the sequence is there to be in opposition to the main character, I mean this is the big takeaway for me, and that was just a new way to kind of look at things, so now if you look at some of the Oscar nominated screenplays in some of the—I can’t say it’s a new direction for structure, but it is slightly different.  There was a number of movies that came out that all were behaving the same way so Three Billboards outside Ebbings Missouri is a really good example, and darn if I can come up with the other two that I’ve been kind of grouping together in my classes, but they all are kind of doing the same thing.  The first half there’s no plot.  There’s no plot.  You are just hanging out with these people and you’re just sort of experiencing their life with them and you’re getting to know sort of the diagram of how all the characters are interfacing and then somewhere around the false resolution, the halfway point, you know something disastrous happens, and all of the characters end up escalating the dramatic states, but it’s character escalation versus plot escalation, so it’s not that more diamonds got stolen or more bombs got planted its that more characters are being more vocal and aggressive in being in opposition to our lead.

What are you doing in Colorado?  I know you have some projects going on.

Yeah, so Colorado does not have a film industry, Evan.  I don’t know if you’ve noticed that.  Have you noticed that?

… it’s really important to me that writers do what they’re supposed to do and the number one thing that they’re supposed to do is to write a screenplay that an audience would actually want to see,…

Yeah.

Our film industry is none existent.  Nobody understands development.  Nobody takes development to heart. People are writing screenplays because they want to shoot a movie.  They don’t really know screenwriting.  They’re not hiring the people or partnering with the people who are exceptional, you know, who really, really dedicate themselves to the craft!  So we’re getting a lot of extremely lackluster, microbudget, by microbudget I mean 50,000 dollars, a 100,000 dollars.  We’re getting just a lot of movies where people are practicing their craft, but they’re not making things that are marketplace competitive and as a former development executive, as somebody who has been marketplace competitive, it’s really important to me that writers do what they’re supposed to do and the number one thing that they’re supposed to do is to write a screenplay that an audience would actually want to see, so I do as much as I possibly can to look for opportunities for writers, but to also create opportunities for writers to escalate their skillset.  This looks like lots and lots of things.  This looks like the contest that I run out of Women in Film and Media Colorado.  So I’m president of that organization. It’s the state chapter of a national organization and the very first thing that I did as development chair was create a contest.  It’s not that we gave a lot of money away to the writer who won it’s that we gave producer reads to this person.  We gave them a table read, so hearing your script out loud by professional actors changes your understanding of your text.  Having conversations with producers or agents who can look at it from their perspective is going to change your understanding of your text and it’s going to elevate your next revision, so that’s one example of what I do.  Obviously I teach a ton of classes.  I work one on one a lot.  I do a lot of development in Colorado/  The people who have figured out what it is that I do, they come back to me over and over and over again, because I get them down the road, you know, like you’re going to get there on your own, hopefully, but if you bring in somebody who really deeply understands story and more importantly understands story from a production perspective you’re going to have a much more viable product and yes it is a product and the idea of that liability is not just being worthy of somebody’s 100,000 dollars to shoot but also is it going to get distribution, so getting people into the headset, teaching the business of screenwriting, so that when they do come to their stories, they’re coming at it understanding that there’s this whole business apparatus behind it that as writers we are a function of the marketplace.  It’s very fun to write something on our own.  You can do that in books if you like, but filmmaking is totally like this team thing, and we gotta be part of the teams, we gotta understand what everybody else downflow is expecting of us, so I teach a lot of classes about that.  I teach producers how to produce.  That’s another thing that my production partner Art Thomas and I do.  What else?  Just gathering up whatever. Sometimes I meet a producer and they’re looking for screenplays you know and I’ll point them in certain directions.  I help screenwriters find writers groups together just whatever I can to just keep the wheels turning and to keep people feeling optimistic about what it is that they can get done.  Writers are so lucky.  They can always go home and write.  They can always improve their skills.  The same cannot be said for most everybody else in the food chain, so I like the idea that we get to go and help each other bolster each other up.  We can move faster.  We can elevate faster than almost anybody else in the business, so that’s on the producing side, that’s on the teaching side and then as a creative I’ve been commissioned to write a screenplay by Main Man Films Art Thomas and I did a bunch of work on that and that’s now out in the marketplace.  It’s a five to seven million dollar revision that’s historical.  It’s about Duke Ellington for goodness sakes and we’re being read by some top Hollywood talent because Art knows some people and, ah, again, you know, optioned it for very little money, but that’s not the point.  Art knows folks to kind of build out the team of who’s going to rally around and get this thing made and then the other big project that I’m working on, we’re in post on our pilot.  This is a docu-series that’s called Hidden Tigers and probably TV, we might go web series, like we can always go web series, right?  That’s easy.  We wanna take our shot.  We’ve got a few people at the networks who are interested in seeing what we’ve done with the pilot and what this is about.  There’s a young woman, a disabled woman named— who I don’t know.  She hit a certain age and her life was just not working out the way she hoped it would.  She was very concerned about living the rest of her life as a disabled person and what that was going to do and she started looking around and she realized that there were so, so, so many disabled people who were living big dreams that were accomplishing so many amazing things that their disability just had no limitations on them and she decided, You know what? I’m going to go interview these people! I wanna go model myself after these people! I want to go learn how to be a hidden tiger
 We’re finishing up our pilot on that then we’ll take the series out to the marketplace here probably in the next couple of months.

If somebody’s not fun to work with walk away! Life is too short.


Well, Congratulations!

Thank you.  It’s so fun!  Oh my gosh it was so fun.  Work with good people.  That’s the other good piece of advice.  If somebody’s not fun to work with walk away!  Life is too short.

Anything else you want to plug?

(Laughter) That I wanna plug
 I think writing classes in general are important for everybody, so even taking fiction classes, even if you only see yourself as a screenwriter, you’re still going to learn a ton about writing.  There’s a few great writers conferences coming up, so there’s the Northern Colorado Writer’s Conference.  I’ll be there teaching some stuff about TV as well as fiction writing.  I’ll be at the Pike’s Peak Writer’s Conference, shortly after that, that’s down in Colorado springs and who knows what I’m teaching there.  It’ll be fiction.  It’ll be some screenwriting stuff.  I’m starting to cue up my summer fun, yay!  I get to go back to Comic Con.  I work really hard.  To get to teach at Comic Con, so I can go and hang out with my people.  Let’s see.  The Western State University,  Writing the Rockies (2018).  This is outstanding, so this is three days.  It’s up in the mountains in Gunnison or as I like to call it Crested Butte Adjacent.  Mike Reiss is one of the teachers this year.  He’s considered the show runner of TV’s greatest season of TV ever.  It was Simpson’s I believe season #7 and that was him.  That was his work, so he’s the showrunner on The Simpsons.  Worked with him last year.  We’ve got a new guy coming in named John Bowman, who’s a TV writer, oh my gosh, dating back into the 90s, like he has touched tons and tons of TV shows, so they’re putting kind of a new emphasis on TV, but again all writing has lots of things to teach you, so if you want to spend a few days up at a higher altitude learning from some Los Angeles pros, come check that out.

What’s your fee for 1 on 1 coaching?

So with the 1 on 1 coaching it really, really depends what the writer needs, so I work with writers in all capacities.  Sometimes people bring very nascent story ideas to me and I help them develop it and kind of map it and figure out how to move forward with it.  Sometimes they finish the manuscript, heck, sometimes they’ve had that manuscript read by their writers groups
 so they took it as far as they felt like they could and then they bring me in and I’ll work on that, so it really depends on what you need.  I do copy editing, so there’s a service I do called page notes, where its like 15 to 20 pages of me explaining what’s working in your manuscript, the things that need to be looked at harder and then I go through literally line by line by line and I do this for screenplays and teleplays as well and I challenge every single line not just on a copy editing level; so is the grammar correct?  Is the syntax correct?  But also story logic.  Are you clear in what it is that you’re saying?  Are these the right the adjectives?  The right words? Is this consistent of voice?  That’s another really, really big one in books is whether or not you’ve designed the right voice, the right format, to follow the function of what you’re executing.  I love, I love working on completed manuscripts
 It depends on what you need, so I would just direct you to my website and you see all the different things that I offer and you can tell me how I can be of service.

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