5 One Liners for Poor People on Dates

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No money, no honey…not funny!

1. “The last time I got a date they were on sale at the grocery store!”
2. “Great idea! But you wouldn’t believe this if it weren’t true… I’m allergic to expensive Sushi restaurants!”
3. “When I look into your eyes I see my broke, empty bank account future…”
4. “Yeah, but why drive out to the movie theater when we got a good ole fashioned digital antenna over at my house?”
5. At Home Dinner Date Scenario— “Welcome! How do you feel about ramen? Want something to drink? Water it is!”

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