5 One Liners for Poor People on Dates
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No money, no honey…not funny!
- “The last time I got a date they were on sale at the grocery store!”
- “Great idea! But you wouldn’t believe this if it weren’t true… I’m allergic to expensive Sushi restaurants!”
- “When I look into your eyes I see my broke, empty bank account future…”
- “Yeah, but why drive out to the movie theater when we got a good ole fashioned digital antenna over at my house?”
- At Home Dinner Date Scenario— “Welcome! How do you feel about ramen? Want something to drink? Water it is!"
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