Month: March 2018

Read This And SMiLe.

6 years ago

Stick with me on this idea for just a second here, will ya?

I want everybody to smile.

It takes mojo. It takes “intention.” It takes energy. It might even take going to the gym to raise your serotonin levels a bit.

Wear a smile from ear to ear in the early AM when you order a coffee from a tired barista.

Make an effort to smile at work when no one wants to be there.

Make an effort to smile when stress levels reach code red.

It’s worth it because like laughing smiling is contagious.

It’s the only virus that really needs to infect our way too serious society.

It’s an urgent issue.

Yesterday I got a nice compliment that I had great self-esteem and I’m really laid back.

I’m proud of being this way, too.

It’s not like I reached this level of “easygoing-ness” by accident.

I saw therapists for years.

Years.

Sometimes I even found it so hard to smile that I saw my therapist twice a week to talk about how miserable I was.

So a certifiable looney-tune who paid too much for counseling is trying to get you to smile! 😉

Now, you can’t tell other people what to do. Like you can’t say to some a-hole on the street, “Smile you muther f-er!”

But it would be cool if you could do that.

Even an ugly person who smiles looks “pretty” all of a sudden. 😉

The best thing you can do for yourself is to smile at people and watch them follow your lead.

Watch those great opportunities you’ve wanted in life start flooding towards you!

The best managers and bosses smile.

It’s true.

You know it is because you’ve worked for these types before and just ate them up like sugar!

Plus any boss appreciates an employee with a good attitude over someone with a bad one.

I’ve read Tony Robbins books and he says great things about smiling.

He’s even famous for his toothy, smiling mug isn’t he?

Anyway, join me in this movement.

And smile, good-looking!

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Crying is a Trend on the Net

6 years ago

I guess all the bloggers got tired of talking about positivity, but crying is good for you, too.

But I still don’t know why crying needs to be advertised.

If this “hot,” “new” subject interests you I can tell you a lot about crying .

I did a lot of it through the years until I decided to stop and try other things.

It might’ve just been “growing pains,” but mostly it was over girls.

A long time ago I read a statistic that the #1 profession for depression was being a poet.

I won first place in a poetry contest when I graduated from college.

One time I told a therapist I cried alone by myself, when I woke up in the morning, in the shower
 She told me I shouldn’t be crying like that because it meant I was unhappy.

I don’t do that anymore, but I still don’t feel “happy.”

A week or two ago I read one of the richest men in the world said money doesn’t make you happy in a headline.

He would know since he’s rich!

I don’t know if he should be talking out loud in public, honestly, since he’s going to make everyone who’s not rich hate him!

Apparently you have to “do” or “experience” something to feel happy.

Fruits and vegetables mixed up in a blender or juicer can help you feel happier.

Exercise will help you feel happier if you can make yourself go to the gym.

Or go for a walk.

Talk to someone who cares about you and go on a walk together.

I remember times when friends told me to cry and sometimes I did and sometimes I didn’t because I thought it was funny they were being so serious for some reason.

I’m a man.

I cry at movies.

I remember once my dad found me crying in my bedroom.

I was trying to write a screenplay about a girl who broke my heart and I started crying.

My dad arrived home, ran up the stairs, and held me. He told me that the girl was just a “doll.”

I still don’t know what he meant by that, but we all got slang we like to use.

Maybe he meant she wasn’t real, so there was nothing to cry about.

“If this is a mental health emergency call 911.”

This is what every psychiatrist’s machine says when you leave a message.

Most of the time when I’ve made an effort to see a shrink it was over a girl.

Instead of exercising, juicing and talking to friends I laid around in my bed in the fetal position.

If you can help it
 don’t do that.

It’s a waste of time. Really.

There are people out there who will be nice to you if you look for them.

Ultimately, we are human and crying will always be a trend.

It won’t go away.

Those blog posts shoved into our faces on our web browsers.

Stupid.

But don’t worry.

Those bloggers will start blogging about a new subject soon.

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Get Healthy Juicing

6 years ago

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Haven’t you seen those YouTube videos where aliens are warning us that all the food we eat is poison?

But seriously, fruits and vegetables are healthier than fast food and everyone knows this logic, but rarely do we practice it.

pPlus, there’s no limit to the amount of information there is to becoming healthy online. How do you sift through it?

Not too long ago I saw a great documentary, through my Amazon Prime account, that showed how people get amazing benefits from juicing and cleansing for long periods of time.

Personally, I bought a Jack Lalanne juicer to use

The longest I’ve gone with just juice and no food was 5 days once.

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I felt like I could see more clearly, breathe better, had more energy

Then the only reason I stopped juicing was because I got tired of not having the sensation of putting food into my mouth to chew. Lame but true.

After a day or two juicing I didn’t feel hungry and I kept doing normal daily things. Like at the time I was DJ-ing at night and there was no problem. I had energy.

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Today I’m drinking cucumber, kale, ginger, and apples — all juiced in my machine. If the apples are small enough you can put the whole apple in this particular juicer I have.

It’s the New Year (at the time of this writing), so maybe this is something you’re interested in starting for your health routine.

To your health!

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Amazon owns everything so why not your TV, too?

Amazon owns everything so why not your TV, too?

6 years ago
Amazon owns everything so why not your TV, too?
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In the town where I live there is a Whole Foods, owned by Amazon, and Google literally built a huge HQ office across the street from it, so if you’re wondering who owns the world
 think no further.

I bought an Amazon Fire TV Stick in December and I’ve been really enjoying it.

Ultimately, with the Amazon Fire Stick, your TV turns into a movie and app super-station and it’s a fun time!

You can literally talk into the microphone inside the remote and say like “Jean-Claude Van Damme” and you will get a list of all things JVCD like Jean-Claude Van Johnson, a new comedy on Amazon Prime.

You can buy lots of movies if you want or you can sign up and pay around ten bucks a month for Amazon Prime. The selection is not bad and they have original programming. Plus you get free shipping and discounts when you shop on Amazon.

It’s easy to see this is much cheaper than cable, like if you subscribed to just Amazon Prime and Netflix that would be around 20 bucks a month. There is an initial fee of 39 bucks to buy the physical TV fire stick set-up. It works over your wi-fi internet connection.

The only real problem with the Fire Stick and Amazon Prime is you sometimes pull up these awful movies made by amateurs (like when you pull up crappy books with bad reviews on Kindle). It’s a free-for-all, so if you’ve made a movie, by all means go upload it on Amazon Prime so I can watch it!

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You should know when you turn on your TV and then press your Fire Stick button the movie you paused from the night before will start running instantly from where you left off. Convenient.

If you like games you can download them, but you have to buy a joystick to play some of those. Some can be played on your Fire Stick remote though.

You can also search the web through an app but it is cumbersome typing in website addresses, so you may need a keyboard.

If you haven’t gotten the Fire Stick yet you should consider buying it today to enjoy all the movies!

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